🌍アフリカの話題ツイート99選(7日間)
アフリカ(スワヒリ語圏)で7日間に話題のツイートを日本語訳付きで99件紹介。
アフリカで7日間に拡散している投稿を、日本語訳付きでまとめました。(2026年8月26日更新)
#1
Incredible doc!
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) August 22, 2026
Nigerian surgeon temporarily removes baby from womb at 23 weeks, removes tumor, then puts her back and she was born healthy at 36 weeks.
Hats off please! pic.twitter.com/5AhAhG0dFd
【訳】Incredible doc! Nigerian surgeon temporarily removes baby from womb at 23 weeks, removes tumor, then puts her back and she was born healthy at 36 weeks. Hats off please! pic.twitter.com/5AhAhG0dFd
#2
I created an AI Smart Glass to help blind people walk without a cane or a guide 👓
— khalifa aminu (@inventorkhalifa) August 19, 2026
But this is not like the smart glasses people are used to seeing
Because this Glass combines AI, sensors, and GPS to help the user detect things in front of them, avoid obstacles, and know their… pic.twitter.com/1O2hvfcz3S
【訳】視覚障害者が杖やガイドなしで歩くのを助けるために、AI スマート グラスを作成しました 👓 しかし、これは人々が見慣れているスマート グラスとは異なります。なぜなら、このグラスは AI、センサー、GPS を組み合わせて、ユーザーが目の前にあるものを検出し、障害物を回避し、それらを知るのに役立つからです… pic.twitter.com/1O2hvfcz3S
#3
This italian woman, in Italy, was beaten by Muslim invaders from North Africa because she was walking her dog, considered impure by Muslims. They also stole her smartphone. She went to hospital and was told that, due to her injuries, she needs complete rest for 14 days. This… pic.twitter.com/Urj0hFxWV6
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 23, 2026
【訳】This italian woman, in Italy, was beaten by Muslim invaders from North Africa because she was walking her dog, considered impure by Muslims. They also stole her smartphone. She went to hospital and was told that, due to her injuries, she needs complete rest for 14 days. This… pic.twitter.com/Urj0hFxWV6
#4
Happy birthday to me, X gave me the best birthday gift I could ask for.. although I’m in a rough phase but I’m very grateful to God, more to come❤️. pic.twitter.com/2r2cAvLhgi
— Baddy of Lagos 👑 (@_belikebaddy) August 25, 2026
【訳】Happy birthday to me, X gave me the best birthday gift I could ask for.. although I’m in a rough phase but I’m very grateful to God, more to come❤️. pic.twitter.com/2r2cAvLhgi
#5
HEARTBREAKING: Man breaks down in tears after his wife and daughter were killed by lightning in Florida.
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) August 25, 2026
Kenya Glasgow, 31, and her 2-year-old daughter were found on the sidewalk in Margate, Florida.
pic.twitter.com/RzzVNo99uQ
【訳】HEARTBREAKING: Man breaks down in tears after his wife and daughter were killed by lightning in Florida. Kenya Glasgow, 31, and her 2-year-old daughter were found on the sidewalk in Margate, Florida. pic.twitter.com/RzzVNo99uQ
#6
The Islamic invaders have been moved from beach to an industrial zone, still within Ceuta. We do not understand why they are not driven away and sent back to Africa. Soon they will be right on your doorstep in Europe, committing countless crimes. pic.twitter.com/cHtWIyWx9M
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 20, 2026
【訳】The Islamic invaders have been moved from beach to an industrial zone, still within Ceuta. We do not understand why they are not driven away and sent back to Africa. Soon they will be right on your doorstep in Europe, committing countless crimes. pic.twitter.com/cHtWIyWx9M
#7
OD: This thing no grip again since she come back from Lagos
— Faka001🦅 (@Fakaofwest1) August 19, 2026
pic.twitter.com/iqsojhDkho
【訳】OD: 彼女がラゴスから戻ってきて以来、これはまたグリップがありません pic.twitter.com/iqsojhDkho
#8
I want a Nigeria where someone living in Anambra State can be working in Lagos State and can commute in 30min to Lagos, close 5:00pm and be back in Anambra 5:35pm.
— Jobs with Aramide (@AramideOyekunle) August 19, 2026
【訳】私は、アナンブラ州に住んでいる人がラゴス州で働き、ラゴスまで30分で通勤でき、午後5時に閉店して午後5時35分にアナンブラに戻ることができるナイジェリアを望んでいます。
#9
‘Welshman’ is actually from Nigeria and invaded the UK via small boat. 🏴 pic.twitter.com/QO1OURyi8C
— Suffragent (@Suffragent_) August 23, 2026
【訳】‘Welshman’ is actually from Nigeria and invaded the UK via small boat. 🏴 pic.twitter.com/QO1OURyi8C
#10
Ghana 🇬🇭 boy with the Dubai 🇦🇪 lifestyle
— KOJO FOREX (@KojoForex) August 20, 2026
Dream Car Garrage + Dream home all under 1yrs.😴 💭 🏠 🙏🏽💙 pic.twitter.com/OeGBAuDLmr
【訳】ドバイ🇦🇪のライフスタイルを持つガーナ🇬🇭の少年、夢の車庫+夢の家は全員1歳未満😴 💭 🏠 🙏🏽💙 pic.twitter.com/OeGBAuDLmr
#11
Day 5
— Jade (@Jade_sola1) August 21, 2026
I raise you the Lagos version https://t.co/e6M6P15fUf pic.twitter.com/rEVK4zED4l
【訳】Day 5 I raise you the Lagos version https://t.co/e6M6P15fUf pic.twitter.com/rEVK4zED4l
#12
1/
— Bola Ahmed Tinubu (@officialABAT) August 25, 2026
I have directed the Armed Forces, the Nigeria Police Force, the Department of State Services, and all relevant security and intelligence agencies to launch a coordinated rescue operation immediately for the victims of the recent mass abduction in Niger State.
【訳】1/ I have directed the Armed Forces, the Nigeria Police Force, the Department of State Services, and all relevant security and intelligence agencies to launch a coordinated rescue operation immediately for the victims of the recent mass abduction in Niger State.
#13
Nothing wey person no go see for Lagos, but wait how tf are these people getting into that place 😭💔 pic.twitter.com/AB4rdlU02x
— Introvert 🎲🥏 (@hintrovertt) August 23, 2026
【訳】Nothing wey person no go see for Lagos, but wait how tf are these people getting into that place 😭💔 pic.twitter.com/AB4rdlU02x
#14
BREAKING NEWS: 101-year-old great grandma arrested as NDLEA intercepts cocaine in fufu pic.twitter.com/14DcD0fN2d
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 23, 2026
【訳】BREAKING NEWS: 101-year-old great grandma arrested as NDLEA intercepts cocaine in fufu pic.twitter.com/14DcD0fN2d
#15
South African Influencer says they are losing international gigs due to the xenophobic protests.
— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) August 20, 2026
South African Artists are also being boycotted in some African countries. Tyla's concert in Lagos, Nigeria was cancelled. Mafikizolo & Musa Keys were removed from a show in Zimbabwe. pic.twitter.com/ktod5yDF9j
【訳】South African Influencer says they are losing international gigs due to the xenophobic protests. South African Artists are also being boycotted in some African countries. Tyla's concert in Lagos, Nigeria was cancelled. Mafikizolo & Musa Keys were removed from a show in Zimbabwe. pic.twitter.com/ktod5yDF9j
#16
“I swear to God, for the whole of Nigeria, I don't see a celebrity bigger than me. I keep saying it one million times” - VeryDarkMan pic.twitter.com/RzybptqgE6
— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) August 19, 2026
【訳】“I swear to God, for the whole of Nigeria, I don't see a celebrity bigger than me. I keep saying it one million times” - VeryDarkMan pic.twitter.com/RzybptqgE6
#17
I almost quit at 200L. At 400L, I thought I had failed myself.
— Faith Okunsanmi (@FOkunsanmi) August 19, 2026
Today, I’m the FIRST in my bloodline to graduate with FIRST CLASS in Chemical Engineering.
2 scholarships. APWEN Lagos Outstanding Student Leader 2025. Served serveral orgs.
God did. 🙏🏾@LASUOfficial #Graduation pic.twitter.com/MISE8Uuabm
【訳】200Lでほぼやめました。 400Lの時は自分でも失敗したと思った。今日、私は私の血統の中で化学工学の第一級を取得して卒業した最初の人物です。奨学金2件。 APWEN ラゴス優秀学生リーダー 2025。複数の組織に貢献しました。神はそうしたのです。 🙏🏾@LASUOfficial #卒業 pic.twitter.com/MISE8Uuabm
#18
Greece only started being considered a “white civilization” in the last few centuries. Before that, Greece was widely viewed as an extension of North Africa & the Middle East lmao https://t.co/83JhrngoNq
— ⴰⵀⴰⵣ 🇩🇿 (@jesuistouareg) August 21, 2026
【訳】Greece only started being considered a “white civilization” in the last few centuries. Before that, Greece was widely viewed as an extension of North Africa & the Middle East lmao https://t.co/83JhrngoNq
#19
Blacks in south Africa kicked white people out of government and industry, now they are smashing water mains to get water in Johannesburg. The implosion of sa seems imminent. pic.twitter.com/1wyOxSdGm0
— ♧²M⁰C²C⁶♧ (@MDot_Cartier) August 24, 2026
【訳】Blacks in south Africa kicked white people out of government and industry, now they are smashing water mains to get water in Johannesburg. The implosion of sa seems imminent. pic.twitter.com/1wyOxSdGm0
#20
After 5 years of hustling in Lagos, praying, grinding and surviving.
— 5STAR💈 (@5starbarber_1) August 21, 2026
I finally bought my 1st house on Lagos Island. 🥹🏠❤️
What God cannot do does not exist!
Psalm 126:5 pic.twitter.com/QXybbImNdS
【訳】ラゴスでの5年間の奮闘を経て、祈り、努力し、生き残った。ついにラゴス島で最初の家を購入しました。 🥹🏠❤️ 神にできないことは存在しない!詩篇 126:5 pic.twitter.com/QXybbImNdS
#21
She lives in Italy but isn't happy: "You Italians are ignorant; you can't tell me to go back home because Italy belongs to everyone. You Italians are bastards, go to work!" Since she isn't happy, we are willing to pay for a one-way trip back to her home in Africa. pic.twitter.com/tj3yIgUmJn
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 24, 2026
【訳】She lives in Italy but isn't happy: "You Italians are ignorant; you can't tell me to go back home because Italy belongs to everyone. You Italians are bastards, go to work!" Since she isn't happy, we are willing to pay for a one-way trip back to her home in Africa. pic.twitter.com/tj3yIgUmJn
#22
asake got more pull in nigeria than wizkid. if both of them should drop a song on the same day i can bet my money that asake will pull more first day streams on spotify in nigeria than wizkid by far. make una no whine mr. money o! 🧏🏾♂️
— benny. (@1BENNY7G) August 20, 2026
【訳】ナイジェリアではウィズキッドよりもアサケのほうが注目度が高かった。もし両方が同じ日に曲をドロップするとしたら、ナイジェリアではウィズキッドよりもアサケがSpotifyでより多くの初日ストリーミングを獲得することに私はお金を賭けることができる。泣き言は言わないでください、ミスター。お金オー! 🧏🏾♂️
#23
Its always “Africa is the future” never “Africans are the future” and that should tell us everything we need to know.
— giramata (@gira_amata) August 24, 2026
【訳】Its always “Africa is the future” never “Africans are the future” and that should tell us everything we need to know.
#24
“For those of you that haven’t traveled, UK is a good place. Nigeria is still in 1996, they’re using us in Nigeria, no good infrastructures. The things I saw in the Uk, I only see it on TV”🥺💔
— Beri🌚 (@beri_grizou) August 23, 2026
—Carterefe pic.twitter.com/j3wtKYJXX8
【訳】“For those of you that haven’t traveled, UK is a good place. Nigeria is still in 1996, they’re using us in Nigeria, no good infrastructures. The things I saw in the Uk, I only see it on TV”🥺💔 —Carterefe pic.twitter.com/j3wtKYJXX8
#25
In Malawi, 80% of men who go for DNA tests are not the biological fathers of the children.
— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) August 23, 2026
【訳】In Malawi, 80% of men who go for DNA tests are not the biological fathers of the children.
#26
Oldest tree in the world. 6000 years. Tanzania. Africa. pic.twitter.com/LuJba2dvsP
— Amazing Nature (@AmazingNature00) August 22, 2026
【訳】Oldest tree in the world. 6000 years. Tanzania. Africa. pic.twitter.com/LuJba2dvsP
#27
Before you go for any major surgery in Nigeria, please make sure you do a scan to ascertain that your vital organs are intact
— Morris Monye (@Morris_Monye) August 22, 2026
After the surgery, do another scan to check and if everything is still intact,
A lot is going on in this country.
【訳】Before you go for any major surgery in Nigeria, please make sure you do a scan to ascertain that your vital organs are intact After the surgery, do another scan to check and if everything is still intact, A lot is going on in this country.
#28
I hate niggas that dont know Christianity was in Africa before slavery https://t.co/sMnD7SA11U
— Reginald (@Sheer__Opulence) August 23, 2026
【訳】I hate niggas that dont know Christianity was in Africa before slavery https://t.co/sMnD7SA11U
#29
Benin city, Nigeria 2026 New York, USA 1926 pic.twitter.com/Li21YQ6AHr
— Jay the Architect (@abjaynuel) August 22, 2026
【訳】Benin city, Nigeria 2026 New York, USA 1926 pic.twitter.com/Li21YQ6AHr
#30
Weekend in Lagos 🖤 pic.twitter.com/zkJvsZfIdB
— valking ♔ (@_VALKlNG) August 23, 2026
【訳】Weekend in Lagos 🖤 pic.twitter.com/zkJvsZfIdB
#31
Luxury move as Burna Boy’s Ferrari is reportedly lifted by crane to his 26th-floor penthouse in Ikoyi, Lagos pic.twitter.com/cgmwBk2U54
— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) August 23, 2026
【訳】Luxury move as Burna Boy’s Ferrari is reportedly lifted by crane to his 26th-floor penthouse in Ikoyi, Lagos pic.twitter.com/cgmwBk2U54
#32
The media sector in Africa has failed us. We keep seeing news about Ukraine and Gaza but the genocide happening in neighbouring countries like Sudan and Congo has been grossly underreported.
— GT Atas (@GodstimeAtas) August 24, 2026
We need to do better in Africa. https://t.co/PkdmiwB0CV
【訳】The media sector in Africa has failed us. We keep seeing news about Ukraine and Gaza but the genocide happening in neighbouring countries like Sudan and Congo has been grossly underreported. We need to do better in Africa. https://t.co/PkdmiwB0CV
#33
“A particular Governor once invited Wizkid to his house and gave him a bag full of $, Wizkid didn’t touch a dime, he passed it to his body guard, today the body guard is no longer in Nigeria but he’ll never forget his helper, body guard job is very risky”
— Ọmọ Akin (@GuyMr10) August 24, 2026
— Kizz Daniel Bouncer pic.twitter.com/KOjOzjLqIY
【訳】“A particular Governor once invited Wizkid to his house and gave him a bag full of $, Wizkid didn’t touch a dime, he passed it to his body guard, today the body guard is no longer in Nigeria but he’ll never forget his helper, body guard job is very risky” — Kizz Daniel Bouncer pic.twitter.com/KOjOzjLqIY
#34
Huspuppi (Abbas) broke records in Cyber fraud. KC Luxury (Afolabi) broke records in drug trafficking. Both are Yoruba men from Nigeria. pic.twitter.com/laeQIZRe9m
— Dr Kolins (@im_Kolins) August 20, 2026
【訳】Huspuppi (Abbas) broke records in Cyber fraud. KC Luxury (Afolabi) broke records in drug trafficking. Both are Yoruba men from Nigeria. pic.twitter.com/laeQIZRe9m
#35
An illegal boat arriving in Italy from North Africa, carrying Islamic criminals on board, struck a 17 year old girl who was swimming. In cases like this prison is not enough. pic.twitter.com/w0rE7DjI2F
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 22, 2026
【訳】An illegal boat arriving in Italy from North Africa, carrying Islamic criminals on board, struck a 17 year old girl who was swimming. In cases like this prison is not enough. pic.twitter.com/w0rE7DjI2F
#36
Me in 2031 after Tinubu wins the election and fuel is now ₦ 4,750 per litre. pic.twitter.com/XiqMQHVnVj
— 𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿♂️ (@KarITunez) August 24, 2026
【訳】Me in 2031 after Tinubu wins the election and fuel is now ₦ 4,750 per litre. pic.twitter.com/XiqMQHVnVj
#37
Davido jetting back to Lagos…. Osun state mission completed successfully ✈️ ✨ pic.twitter.com/LM9xAAMr1e
— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) August 20, 2026
【訳】ダビドはジェット機でラゴスに戻ります…。オッスン州ミッション無事完了✈️✨ pic.twitter.com/LM9xAAMr1e
#38
Tony Elumelu has officially retired from his role as Group Chairman of United Bank for Africa (UBA). His exit took effect on August 21, 2026, following the completion of his maximum 12-year tenure limit pic.twitter.com/JMmB1l5tbg
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 23, 2026
【訳】Tony Elumelu has officially retired from his role as Group Chairman of United Bank for Africa (UBA). His exit took effect on August 21, 2026, following the completion of his maximum 12-year tenure limit pic.twitter.com/JMmB1l5tbg
#39
Hurts me to say this: Africa will not be saved by entrepreneurship. We cannot vibecode ourselves into the 4th industrial revolution. We still need to industrialize. To achieve this, we need stronger and better public institutions. We need extremely competent leaders at the helm.
— Nthanda Manduwi (@NthandaManduwi) August 23, 2026
【訳】Hurts me to say this: Africa will not be saved by entrepreneurship. We cannot vibecode ourselves into the 4th industrial revolution. We still need to industrialize. To achieve this, we need stronger and better public institutions. We need extremely competent leaders at the helm.
#40
It’s between 9-10 cedis in Ghana. May be they add cost of duty. https://t.co/tF12jc4y4D
— Saddick Adams (@SaddickAdams) August 24, 2026
【訳】It’s between 9-10 cedis in Ghana. May be they add cost of duty. https://t.co/tF12jc4y4D
#41
As campaign don start like this, if you see me for your state or party, na Peter Obi I follow come.
— Tony Ajah (@tonyajah) August 19, 2026
Peter Obi is coming, and Nigeria will be OK ✌️ pic.twitter.com/RyUcMR5sSQ
【訳】キャンペーンがこのように始まるのではなく、あなたの州または政党のために私を見かけたら、私が従うピーター・オビ、来てください。ピーター・オビが来る、そしてナイジェリアは大丈夫✌️ pic.twitter.com/RyUcMR5sSQ
#42
Who remember when Nigerians make Elon musk cry because of their mumu captions?😂😂 pic.twitter.com/IFqV4PhtP0
— lobistars🇳🇬 (@john322226) August 25, 2026
【訳】Who remember when Nigerians make Elon musk cry because of their mumu captions?😂😂 pic.twitter.com/IFqV4PhtP0
#43
We need to end ALL aid to Africa.
— 🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 (@Kittenwaffin) August 25, 2026
They'd rather have the equivalent of $0.30 than to have infrastructure.
There's no helping them. pic.twitter.com/ONWzjAZ6z6
【訳】We need to end ALL aid to Africa. They'd rather have the equivalent of $0.30 than to have infrastructure. There's no helping them. pic.twitter.com/ONWzjAZ6z6
#44
I am far away and I really don’t know if this tweet will help!@PoliceNG my brother was beaten till he died this morning in Epe (11 Palace Road Epe); the perpetrators ran away and I am just looking for justice. We just lost our mum on Jun 17th 2026! I just want justice!
— Lagos…Real Madrid...Canada…in that order (@sanchezperez47) August 21, 2026
【訳】I am far away and I really don’t know if this tweet will help!@PoliceNG my brother was beaten till he died this morning in Epe (11 Palace Road Epe); the perpetrators ran away and I am just looking for justice. We just lost our mum on Jun 17th 2026! I just want justice!
#45
A Nigerian Chinese skit 🔥🔥🥰. This is amazing 🥰👏👏 pic.twitter.com/PXUHocPQB5
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 25, 2026
【訳】A Nigerian Chinese skit 🔥🔥🥰. This is amazing 🥰👏👏 pic.twitter.com/PXUHocPQB5
#46
“When a child calls me by my name, I pull them closer and tell them, ‘You haven’t earned the right, and you never will.’ Also, there's something about this 'Hi'. I can't stand it. This is Africa after all” — Actress Shaffy Bello pic.twitter.com/IovZV3lxLv
— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) August 21, 2026
【訳】“When a child calls me by my name, I pull them closer and tell them, ‘You haven’t earned the right, and you never will.’ Also, there's something about this 'Hi'. I can't stand it. This is Africa after all” — Actress Shaffy Bello pic.twitter.com/IovZV3lxLv
#47
God save Nigeria https://t.co/w6XeFCO3z6
— 🙏🏾 (@GorzyMF) August 20, 2026
【訳】神よナイジェリアを救ってください https://t.co/w6XeFCO3z6
#48
Last day in South Africa for The Cheetah Girls: Next Gen 😭 I’m not ready to leeeeave pic.twitter.com/qFBJiJhWkE
— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 21, 2026
【訳】Last day in South Africa for The Cheetah Girls: Next Gen 😭 I’m not ready to leeeeave pic.twitter.com/qFBJiJhWkE
#49
Real racism, the kind white people actually face in South Africa.
— Francesco 🇮🇹 (@SaP011) August 25, 2026
Reminder:
without those people, Africans would still be living in mud-and-straw huts. pic.twitter.com/5jqJp9aZKC
【訳】Real racism, the kind white people actually face in South Africa. Reminder: without those people, Africans would still be living in mud-and-straw huts. pic.twitter.com/5jqJp9aZKC
#50
Thank you to everyone who came to OTAMATSURI 2026 in Nairobi, Kenya🇰🇪🎤
— ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 (@yura_burstgirl) August 23, 2026
It was my first time ever in Africa, so I was really nervous, but everyone was smiling and full of energy‥😭
I got so much encouragement from you all that I was moved to tears🥲
I’m so happy to be alive and… pic.twitter.com/9Zmmbzgtsu
【訳】Thank you to everyone who came to OTAMATSURI 2026 in Nairobi, Kenya🇰🇪🎤 It was my first time ever in Africa, so I was really nervous, but everyone was smiling and full of energy‥😭 I got so much encouragement from you all that I was moved to tears🥲 I’m so happy to be alive and… pic.twitter.com/9Zmmbzgtsu
#51
“Me and my wife,Kidbaby have agreed not to have children in this country. Nigeria is far behind” - Rybeena pic.twitter.com/d4aoAMEaYV
— 𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 (@abazwhyllzz) August 21, 2026
【訳】「私と妻のキッドベイビーは、この国では子供を産まないことに同意しました。ナイジェリアははるかに遅れています」 - Rybeena pic.twitter.com/d4aoAMEaYV
#52
“If VeryDarkMan can sit down here to say all Military are corrupt, it’s as good as saying all lawyers are corrupt too. He can’t just be making substantial claims that he can not back with evidence”
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 25, 2026
~ Military representatives caution Verydarkman at NBA conference pic.twitter.com/gx89dbJmdT
【訳】“If VeryDarkMan can sit down here to say all Military are corrupt, it’s as good as saying all lawyers are corrupt too. He can’t just be making substantial claims that he can not back with evidence” ~ Military representatives caution Verydarkman at NBA conference pic.twitter.com/gx89dbJmdT
#53
You can tell that Abuja Boy is not Used to Dating proper Baddies. Bcos you can’t be crashing out like this over a Lagos 5/10. 🤣🤣🤣
— SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 (@n6oflife6) August 19, 2026
【訳】アブジャボーイはまともな悪者とデートすることに慣れていないことがわかります。ラゴス 5/10 でこのようにクラッシュするはずはありません。 🤣🤣🤣
#54
For everytime I think Nigeria has sunk to the bottom of foolishness; it always surprises me. https://t.co/MZkEf9l3P9
— Romi (@Romi_Edevbe) August 24, 2026
【訳】For everytime I think Nigeria has sunk to the bottom of foolishness; it always surprises me. https://t.co/MZkEf9l3P9
#55
Asoebi money go won kill Lagos influencer this year https://t.co/Sr1guuwvU8
— Olori🍒 (@OloriOfOloriss) August 21, 2026
【訳】アソエビマネーゴーウォンは今年ラゴスのインフルエンサーを殺害 https://t.co/Sr1guuwvU8
#56
OHAPICO ~🌞in Kenya🇰🇪🐘
— ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 (@yura_burstgirl) August 23, 2026
Africa is the best place ever☺️ pic.twitter.com/WZIAQ02YnP
【訳】OHAPICO ~🌞in Kenya🇰🇪🐘 Africa is the best place ever☺️ pic.twitter.com/WZIAQ02YnP
#57
Again, God will help me to take every single developer in Nigeria. https://t.co/lewLrJPBx4
— Thεό Abu (@TheoAbuAgada) August 20, 2026
【訳】繰り返しますが、神は私がナイジェリアの開発者を一人残らず連れて行けるように助けてくださいます。 https://t.co/lewLrJPBx4
#58
Out off all the million of beautiful women we have in South Africa..
— ChrisExcel (@ChrisExcel102) August 25, 2026
One brother is in a wheelchair… facing a jail time
One brother is dead… All because of isifebe esi One ☝️ !! 😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/kKQTt8FBoM
【訳】Out off all the million of beautiful women we have in South Africa.. One brother is in a wheelchair… facing a jail time One brother is dead… All because of isifebe esi One ☝️ !! 😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/kKQTt8FBoM
#59
How Mfs in 🇳🇬unis wake up and start looking for the next garri to soak without checking for class updates. pic.twitter.com/Ey9kgGgpMT
— 𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿♂️ (@KarITunez) August 21, 2026
【訳】How Mfs in 🇳🇬unis wake up and start looking for the next garri to soak without checking for class updates. pic.twitter.com/Ey9kgGgpMT
#60
The problem with Chidimma despite the identity theft issue is that…she said in multiple Nigerian podcasts that she’ll never return to South Africa. Nigeria is home 🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/YVSDYurFOr
— Kgaetšedi ya masogana (@BeeRinky) August 19, 2026
【訳】The problem with Chidimma despite the identity theft issue is that…she said in multiple Nigerian podcasts that she’ll never return to South Africa. Nigeria is home 🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/YVSDYurFOr
#61
There’s an artist in Nigeria who has one song that’s close to 5 billion streams, and he’s never bragged about it. This man has way too much aura. 🐐🔥
— 🦅🇧🇪🇵🇹🦍 (@whyisluck) August 19, 2026
【訳】ナイジェリアには 50 億回近くストリーミングされる 1 曲を持つアーティストがいますが、彼はそれを決して自慢していません。この人はオーラがありすぎる。 🐐🔥
#62
On June 30, 1973, the first Concorde prototype (001) raced a total solar eclipse across Africa at Mach 2.05. pic.twitter.com/R2Nb7v9trY
— 𝙉𝙞𝙛 (@stparabellum) August 20, 2026
【訳】On June 30, 1973, the first Concorde prototype (001) raced a total solar eclipse across Africa at Mach 2.05. pic.twitter.com/R2Nb7v9trY
#63
"The entire Africa came together" lmaoo madness fr. https://t.co/hIaIFIipAz
— X;🇿🇦🇨🇩🇸🇸🇵🇸🇨🇺 (@justxmxo) August 22, 2026
【訳】"The entire Africa came together" lmaoo madness fr. https://t.co/hIaIFIipAz
#64
Antelope hunting in Africa. Oh wait, sorry—it's Rome. pic.twitter.com/yiGDQ9xb1k
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 23, 2026
【訳】Antelope hunting in Africa. Oh wait, sorry—it's Rome. pic.twitter.com/yiGDQ9xb1k
#65
Watch how Nollywood legend, Pete Edochie, was welcomed yesterday in Lagos State by young entertainers in the movie industry✨♥️ pic.twitter.com/bZ4X76yHLA
— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) August 21, 2026
【訳】昨日、ノリウッドのレジェンド、ピート・エドチーがラゴス州で映画業界の若手エンターテイナーたちにどのように歓迎されたかをご覧ください✨♥️ pic.twitter.com/bZ4X76yHLA
#66
Niqqurs didn't march for Congo
— Monsieur Avril (@monsieur_avril) August 22, 2026
Or Christians in Nigeria. 🥺
Another scam group like BLM. https://t.co/oMw91DjquH
【訳】Niqqurs didn't march for Congo Or Christians in Nigeria. 🥺 Another scam group like BLM. https://t.co/oMw91DjquH
#67
He get one Okocha agenda I wan drop before
— ALIEN OF AFRICA 👽🛸 (@THEREALALIEN_1) August 21, 2026
But nah only me my mama born….. pic.twitter.com/zfL3mF666B
【訳】He get one Okocha agenda I wan drop before But nah only me my mama born….. pic.twitter.com/zfL3mF666B
#68
Nigerian big boy graduates from uni in style. pic.twitter.com/YpzZw6mbGh
— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) August 23, 2026
【訳】Nigerian big boy graduates from uni in style. pic.twitter.com/YpzZw6mbGh
#69
“Who is k!lling Christians in Nigeria? Islamic jihadists. And who let them into Europe? Communists. People in Europe are k!lled, behe@ded & r@ped but not in Poland because we did not let them in.”
— Dr. Kenon (@drkenon2) August 24, 2026
~ Polish Prime Minister pic.twitter.com/aC7FN0fzUY
【訳】“Who is k!lling Christians in Nigeria? Islamic jihadists. And who let them into Europe? Communists. People in Europe are k!lled, behe@ded & r@ped but not in Poland because we did not let them in.” ~ Polish Prime Minister pic.twitter.com/aC7FN0fzUY
#70
Shallipopi’s ex babe, Naomi, who resides in Dubai and was unable to attend Peller & Jarvis’ wedding, visited Nigeria today and gifted Peller $5000 cash as wedding gift 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nz4s9gqvbY
— Ọmọ Akin (@GuyMr10) August 22, 2026
【訳】Shallipopi’s ex babe, Naomi, who resides in Dubai and was unable to attend Peller & Jarvis’ wedding, visited Nigeria today and gifted Peller $5000 cash as wedding gift 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nz4s9gqvbY
#71
The military just did in weeks what contractors couldn’t do in years. Should GAF be handed the full Accra-Kumasi Expressway contract instead of civilian contractors? pic.twitter.com/qAe9oSduyc
— GHANA CHRONICLES (@_GhChronicles) August 25, 2026
【訳】The military just did in weeks what contractors couldn’t do in years. Should GAF be handed the full Accra-Kumasi Expressway contract instead of civilian contractors? pic.twitter.com/qAe9oSduyc
#72
“If Governor Sanwo-Olu can travel from Lagos to Osun to support APC with N1 billion, he should pay our pension.”
— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) August 25, 2026
-Lagos Pensioners protesting unpaid pension arrears by Sanwo-Olu and Hamzat.
If it is not demonic wickedness, why should Lagos owe pensions? pic.twitter.com/5EPrgCcDEe
【訳】“If Governor Sanwo-Olu can travel from Lagos to Osun to support APC with N1 billion, he should pay our pension.” -Lagos Pensioners protesting unpaid pension arrears by Sanwo-Olu and Hamzat. If it is not demonic wickedness, why should Lagos owe pensions? pic.twitter.com/5EPrgCcDEe
#73
In Naija, youths wey de suffer de tell each other say “we will all learn politics” https://t.co/SqY38okBkx
— Gozi (@thatgozi) August 22, 2026
【訳】In Naija, youths wey de suffer de tell each other say “we will all learn politics” https://t.co/SqY38okBkx
#74
Captured moments of a beautiful African bride during her wedding in Ghana 🇬🇭 pic.twitter.com/E1NyFgK4Yz
— Typical African (@Joe__Bassey) August 20, 2026
【訳】ガーナでの結婚式中の美しいアフリカの花嫁の瞬間を捉えた写真🇬🇭 pic.twitter.com/E1NyFgK4Yz
#75
Kick streamer Cobbruvs confronts a Nigerian Pimp scammer trying to recruit an asian woman in Japan
— PartiKing (@parti_king) August 23, 2026
“This is Japan not Nigeria b*tch” pic.twitter.com/Ltc8HonpTQ
【訳】Kick streamer Cobbruvs confronts a Nigerian Pimp scammer trying to recruit an asian woman in Japan “This is Japan not Nigeria b*tch” pic.twitter.com/Ltc8HonpTQ
#76
"We are not corrupt. I would proudly say it. I sacked a governor for N300,000. Today, there is N300b still not accounted for"
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 20, 2026
~ IBB, former military President of Nigeria says pic.twitter.com/1yeCzUQ2r2
【訳】"We are not corrupt. I would proudly say it. I sacked a governor for N300,000. Today, there is N300b still not accounted for" ~ IBB, former military President of Nigeria says pic.twitter.com/1yeCzUQ2r2
#77
Queen Naija shows a message from Legend’s teacher after he randomly made a full age chart in class that went from babies all the way to “dead,” “heaven,” and “God” 😭💀 pic.twitter.com/aYtD0FHmTP
— Sen (@SensatiionuL) August 19, 2026
【訳】クラスで赤ちゃんから「死者」、「天国」、「神」までの全年齢表をランダムに作成したレジェンドの先生からのメッセージを、ナイジャ女王が見せました😭💀 pic.twitter.com/aYtD0FHmTP
#78
I am honored to be inducted into the Directors’ guild of Nigeria (DGN).
— Mr Macaroni (@mrmacaroni) August 22, 2026
Interesting times ahead ✨ pic.twitter.com/wh58bNDOZD
【訳】I am honored to be inducted into the Directors’ guild of Nigeria (DGN). Interesting times ahead ✨ pic.twitter.com/wh58bNDOZD
#79
The Greater Kudu, one of the most beautiful animals in the world, found only in Africa. pic.twitter.com/ooBYqQ11u8
— Amazing Nature (@AmazingNature00) August 23, 2026
【訳】The Greater Kudu, one of the most beautiful animals in the world, found only in Africa. pic.twitter.com/ooBYqQ11u8
#80
Happy 49th birthday to the iconic Nigerian actress and filmmaker, Funke Akindele. 🎉 pic.twitter.com/Qm3cCAEmzn
— Pulse Nigeria (@PulseNigeria247) August 24, 2026
【訳】Happy 49th birthday to the iconic Nigerian actress and filmmaker, Funke Akindele. 🎉 pic.twitter.com/Qm3cCAEmzn
#81
Justice for Nigeria https://t.co/WSW5ryfUeI pic.twitter.com/7Rn8Ti0vbz
— Moe (@Mochievous) August 23, 2026
【訳】Justice for Nigeria https://t.co/WSW5ryfUeI pic.twitter.com/7Rn8Ti0vbz
#82
not to be mean but wtvr revolution happens in nigeria needs to be paired with a strong push of intellectualism and cultural esteem https://t.co/1ZYXwMakJn
— 🌟 (@babetron002) August 20, 2026
【訳】意地悪ではありませんが、ナイジェリアで起こる WTVR 革命には、知性主義と文化的評価の強力な推進を組み合わせる必要があります https://t.co/1ZYXwMakJn
#83
See how this female streamer, Felisweety confronted this Lagos agbero when they wanted to attack her while she was on stream hustling as a bus conductor😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/LDN5OGZJYJ
— Beri🌚 (@beri_grizou) August 21, 2026
【訳】See how this female streamer, Felisweety confronted this Lagos agbero when they wanted to attack her while she was on stream hustling as a bus conductor😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/LDN5OGZJYJ
#84
I was today years old when I found out that “life imprisonment” means 25 years in South Africa. 😭
— Luhle (@Luhlelo22) August 22, 2026
【訳】I was today years old when I found out that “life imprisonment” means 25 years in South Africa. 😭
#85
Peter Obi sat down here and listed all the bad roads in Nigeria. Seems, he's got a map of the country in his head.
— Harmless (@HarmlessHQ) August 24, 2026
No wonder he was advocating for the rehabilitation of existing roads instead of the coastal road.
And we actually called him a mad man for that 😥
And now, look… pic.twitter.com/pObic3Zw7V
【訳】Peter Obi sat down here and listed all the bad roads in Nigeria. Seems, he's got a map of the country in his head. No wonder he was advocating for the rehabilitation of existing roads instead of the coastal road. And we actually called him a mad man for that 😥 And now, look… pic.twitter.com/pObic3Zw7V
#86
The creativity involved in doing this without being vulgar or explicit needs to be studied by other skit makers in Nigeria. This guy is a genius!! Again, he is the best in Africa. https://t.co/l9tNch7HwB
— Osaretin Victor Asemota (@asemota) August 24, 2026
【訳】The creativity involved in doing this without being vulgar or explicit needs to be studied by other skit makers in Nigeria. This guy is a genius!! Again, he is the best in Africa. https://t.co/l9tNch7HwB
#87
Nigerian 🇳🇬 wizkid Chinonso Eche currently holds the Guinness world record for the most consecutive football touches in one minute (111 touches) while balancing a football on the head. pic.twitter.com/TltIYnowZh
— Africa First (@AfricaFirsts) August 20, 2026
【訳】ナイジェリア🇳🇬の天才少年、チノンソ・エチェは現在、頭の上でサッカーボールのバランスを取りながら、1分間に最も連続してサッカータッチしたギネス世界記録(111タッチ)を保持しています。 pic.twitter.com/TltIYnowZh
#88
Wholesome story of how a diasporan tourist and his Ghanaian friend unexpectedly reunited after bumping into each other at Teshie, thirty-four (34) years after their first encounter.
— SIKAOFFICIAL🦍 (@SIKAOFFICIAL1) August 23, 2026
[📸: AshantiDave] pic.twitter.com/WzKtItkdg7
【訳】Wholesome story of how a diasporan tourist and his Ghanaian friend unexpectedly reunited after bumping into each other at Teshie, thirty-four (34) years after their first encounter. [📸: AshantiDave] pic.twitter.com/WzKtItkdg7
#89
Moment Nollywood legend, Pete Edochie, was welcomed by young entertainers in Lagos pic.twitter.com/C7OLNLOLBI
— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) August 21, 2026
【訳】ノリウッドのレジェンド、ピート・エドチーがラゴスの若手エンターテイナーに歓迎された瞬間 pic.twitter.com/C7OLNLOLBI
#90
Moment between Car Enthusiast YL_IN_Lagos and Singer Burna Boy pic.twitter.com/TzJlwQ8T0h
— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) August 20, 2026
【訳】自動車愛好家 YL_IN_Lagos と歌手 Burna Boy の瞬間 pic.twitter.com/TzJlwQ8T0h
#91
I was born and bred in Lagos. I use to have this fear till I got married.
— Duchess of Ile-Ife😘 (@khykheloormuur) August 22, 2026
Then boom, Osogbo. 😂😂
It's been over 2 Decades now and I don't think I can ever live in Lagos again. https://t.co/XVI0WsMYOK
【訳】I was born and bred in Lagos. I use to have this fear till I got married. Then boom, Osogbo. 😂😂 It's been over 2 Decades now and I don't think I can ever live in Lagos again. https://t.co/XVI0WsMYOK
#92
Former world champion boxer Zolani Tete has been shot dead outside his home in South Africa, government officials have said. pic.twitter.com/b8UUKJxtUU
— Sky Sports Boxing (@SkySportsBoxing) August 22, 2026
【訳】Former world champion boxer Zolani Tete has been shot dead outside his home in South Africa, government officials have said. pic.twitter.com/b8UUKJxtUU
#93
Twin brothers Taiwo and Kehinde Ajitokewu have graduated from LASU with first-class honours, with Kehinde emerging as his department’s best student. pic.twitter.com/XUVOhjsy4n
— Naija (@Naija_PR) August 25, 2026
【訳】Twin brothers Taiwo and Kehinde Ajitokewu have graduated from LASU with first-class honours, with Kehinde emerging as his department’s best student. pic.twitter.com/XUVOhjsy4n
#94
Just a normal day in South Africa 🇿🇦 pic.twitter.com/QBqdC1WXu4
— Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 (@KingMntungwa) August 20, 2026
【訳】南アフリカの普通の一日🇿🇦 pic.twitter.com/QBqdC1WXu4
#95
Davido given a standing ovation by Folashade, Nikos and BRED for all his efforts for Governor Adeleke’s election pic.twitter.com/vs64KgVgKE
— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) August 19, 2026
【訳】アデレケ知事選挙への尽力に対し、フォラシェド氏、ニコス氏、ブレッド氏からスタンディングオベーションを受けたダビド氏 pic.twitter.com/vs64KgVgKE
#96
🚨NEWS: A Nigerian migrant has been arrested for sexually assaulting a woman while on bail for raping another woman
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 25, 2026
He had been reported to Police at least 7 times by other women for predatory behaviour
The UK justice system puts migrant rapists first
【訳】🚨NEWS: A Nigerian migrant has been arrested for sexually assaulting a woman while on bail for raping another woman He had been reported to Police at least 7 times by other women for predatory behaviour The UK justice system puts migrant rapists first
#97
Veteran Nigerian poet Chief Alabi Ogundepo has died at the age of 84. The Saki-born literary icon passed away on Monday, with funeral arrangements to be announced by his family. pic.twitter.com/3KLICzKmyH
— Naija (@Naija_PR) August 25, 2026
【訳】Veteran Nigerian poet Chief Alabi Ogundepo has died at the age of 84. The Saki-born literary icon passed away on Monday, with funeral arrangements to be announced by his family. pic.twitter.com/3KLICzKmyH
#98
Ghana must go .... to Togo🇹🇬🇬🇭😍! Day one in Togo pic.twitter.com/a769MxWAl7
— Chefabbys (@chefabbys) August 21, 2026
【訳】ガーナは行かなければなりません...トーゴ🇹🇬🇬🇭😍!トーゴ1日目 pic.twitter.com/a769MxWAl7
#99
- if I re-incarnate, God can place me anywhere except India and Nigeria😭 https://t.co/tWayahypmM
— Scars (@Leago_scars) August 25, 2026
【訳】- if I re-incarnate, God can place me anywhere except India and Nigeria😭 https://t.co/tWayahypmM