🇺🇸アメリカの話題ツイート94選（7日間）

Short hair don’t care 😅✂️ pic.twitter.com/tPzQVFoUIL

— Erling Haaland (@Erling) August 23, 2026

The legendary Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. pic.twitter.com/BMTOzEgtyg

— Pop Base (@PopBase) August 25, 2026

Good to be back 🙏🏽💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/ftdOyPhsRA

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) August 21, 2026

BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANT FUCKING TURN IT OFF https://t.co/7rOMH4JeA3

— cloudy ☁️ (@cloudyweatheryy) August 19, 2026

I was just suspended by Ghent University. They will almost certainly fire me.

The decision was made by rector Petra De Sutter, a former leader of the Green Party.

— Nathan Cofnas (@nathancofnas) August 20, 2026

I have a serious question for those who pretend they can read while listening to music...

Why are you lying? https://t.co/i7Klj09JHP

— ᵛᵉⁿᵒᵐ ◥ ◤ (@RUBL3D3V) August 22, 2026

That time of the year! 🪓 pic.twitter.com/tZgmPyCL6a

— Erling Haaland (@Erling) August 20, 2026

If you walked up to Mike Tyson in a bar and punched him in the face, I doubt ‘you can’t hit back because I’m so puny!’ would save you from consequences.

Same on X. If you want to punch me in public but don’t want to risk a brain injury in return, stick to your own weight class.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 20, 2026

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players. pic.twitter.com/CPkxcnVNVY

— PFA (@PFA) August 25, 2026

Do they think this makes her look bad? https://t.co/pXuBIEuL9U

— Krystal Ball (@krystalball) August 19, 2026

what do y'all think of my house pic.twitter.com/Pint9JFWpw

— lil dih🚭 (@nivotino) August 23, 2026

Focused ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/Nrtvd4mrKV

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) August 20, 2026

He grew up pic.twitter.com/Ktq8ZXzJNG

— cat memes (@hardcatmemes) August 20, 2026

Incredible doc!
Nigerian surgeon temporarily removes baby from womb at 23 weeks, removes tumor, then puts her back and she was born healthy at 36 weeks.

Hats off please! pic.twitter.com/5AhAhG0dFd

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) August 22, 2026

Dolly Parton has sadly passed away at the age of 80. pic.twitter.com/k7o1UeQUkt

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 25, 2026

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past https://t.co/LWTrHkOOJq

— halfprism (@halfprism_) August 20, 2026

The Missing Sunshine ดั่งแสงที่หายไป
🎥 https://t.co/0XQFa7WWV4

Official Account : https://t.co/k60JRYLNTk#TheMissingSunshine#GMMTV2026 pic.twitter.com/LQ3mYTC9kW

— GMMTV (@GMMTV) August 23, 2026

the moon is watching pic.twitter.com/v048lvTHTM

— ᅠ (@artindetails) August 21, 2026

why is stewie betraying the family https://t.co/9nTVqBZIyb

— sage (@zoloftbabee) August 22, 2026

group assignment at college just paired me up with a girl who’s full name is “Carly Kirk” pic.twitter.com/5EQ0eRCpII

— Wabatesh (@wabatesh) August 19, 2026

I didn’t go to an event yesterday but I still cosplayed pic.twitter.com/VicO9LbBH1

— PeachMilky 🌸 FF47 📍S24 (@PeachMilky_) August 24, 2026

Zendaya and Tom in London pic.twitter.com/T5w0XG4Nao

— VoidVista (@VistaVoid) August 19, 2026

The world does not need an artificial intelligence that diminishes humanity; rather, it needs human intelligence enlightened by wisdom, political authority guided by conscience and technological innovation directed by charity. Only then will artificial intelligence become not a…

— Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) August 21, 2026

family affair #frozen #frozen3 pic.twitter.com/efSDF808LP

— gatorcopter 🐊 🍉 (@gatorcopter) August 20, 2026

Hey guys please don’t eat my lockets 💔 pic.twitter.com/S2JYh8fcTj

— mikaela 🌷 (@greeneisgold) August 22, 2026

ON GOD DOOM IS COOKED pic.twitter.com/Gh1GhT6079

— autist (@litteralyme0) August 19, 2026

A man called off his wedding because his finance supported Lindsay Clancy pic.twitter.com/Cr7RNJPpvJ

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) August 24, 2026

HERE WE GO! 👋🏻🇺🇸

— Carlos Alcaraz (@carlosalcaraz) August 20, 2026

happy thursday pic.twitter.com/bfYoCt0o4J

— jay🕊 (@xJACQUEMUS) August 20, 2026

California has officially signed the “Stop Nick Shirley Act” (AB 2624) into law. This bill was created only after I exposed widespread fraud in immigrant communities across America, specifically in California’s Medicaid, nonprofits and other welfare programs funded by our tax… pic.twitter.com/oR9H2qVSyd

— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) August 23, 2026

🚨👋🏼 Erling Haaland arrives for Man City’s opening 26/27 Premier League game. pic.twitter.com/Px507hUe9L

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 23, 2026

SOMEONE IS CLEARLY BREAKING THE LAW IF A PRESIDENTS 20 YEAR OLD SON WHO IS A UNEMPLOYED COLLEGE STUDENT MAKES 150 MILLION IN LESS THAN A YEAR 🙄

— Glenn Tunes (@glenn_tunes) August 19, 2026

Reminder that it is quite difficult to hack a piece of paper. Nobody is gonna zero day a book on a shelf in your house, and if they are somehow motivated enough to steal it, you have bigger things to worry about then your facebook password leaking... https://t.co/n8MtqKNc1Q

— Ryzerth 🐲 (@ryzerth) August 23, 2026

What the fuck https://t.co/aNVaXHClVL pic.twitter.com/oh0qoJcPSt

— More Luigis Needed (@LisaA311) August 20, 2026

The real Van Gogh pic.twitter.com/pjVNnX937z

— ⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ (@pamvonhadder) August 19, 2026

IM INTERESTED pic.twitter.com/jEXF9EO5kG

— amgelica (@angelicamachina) August 21, 2026

Men when they realize natural breasts don’t look like the ones in the porn that rotted their brains. They consumed a fantasy so long they started looking at real women like reality was the problem. https://t.co/HQFF15ygex

— ໊ (@xoeeie) August 23, 2026

Inspired by Lindsay Clancy, a mom just slashed the throats of her 3 young children.

The 5-month-old and 3-year-old didn't make it.

Miraculously, the 1-year-old survived and is in the hospital now with his father. Will link the GoFundMe, because it has barely raised anything! pic.twitter.com/lIWCiZFIXQ

— Matt Wallace (@MattWallace888) August 23, 2026

when i moved into my current place i got a rack specifically for clothes that can be reworn lol just accepted the lifestyle 😭 https://t.co/liO6rXLBTy pic.twitter.com/X19mQQ1Min

— haiyun 🍒 AIOC AG22 (@haiyunee) August 19, 2026

file corrupted, lost interest pic.twitter.com/2sdHHMiVGF

— Sedwynne Yves Aevilium (@Aevilium) August 19, 2026

Hello @Disney @Pixar I'm confused by this branding. This makes me firmly believe that Disney Pixar branding and franchising is officially MAGA affiliated! This image has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. https://t.co/YjzQ1vj2bS

— B I T 🔜 RDC26 (@BuildIntoTrains) August 23, 2026

Never buying from a Chinese website again 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/1OOmByVekn

— Dr MuVenda (@Ndi_Muvenda_) August 24, 2026

JW Anderson cat boots. pic.twitter.com/WC1fEm760y

— LeoDaVinciWave (@LeoDaVinciWave) August 21, 2026

I saw a post about giving your child rice and beans mixed in a plate to separate to tire them out.

It worked wonderfully well with Eden. pic.twitter.com/uuMVe4BBoB

— Tarelayefa (@Sugar_Pops_) August 23, 2026

Love this gifpic.twitter.com/C49tKKcolz

— Ghost #BLM #HateIsAVirus #StopAIArt (@Ghost_Kid6) August 21, 2026

what the fuck pic.twitter.com/EtbEWKSrHQ

— мlнαι (@mhaisback) August 20, 2026

I SAID. NO PICKLES! pic.twitter.com/V6kXhw1HjK

— Khyle. (@khyleri) August 21, 2026

THE MOST PETER PARKER HES EVER LOOKED AND ITS WHEN HES NOT EVEN PLAYING SPIDER-MAN https://t.co/t81Ia0Yc7h pic.twitter.com/Fz0uCZCGvi

— clem | saw bnd x3 (@acitruscrush) August 20, 2026

* The KNIGHT will crack you. pic.twitter.com/uklNWBV72P

— CristianMihaii? (@CristiaanMihaii) August 19, 2026

actually so disgusting that women are cheering for him https://t.co/S4Ql8oQ9uZ

— 𓆝 ♡ (@yashuxin) August 23, 2026

Same Actress btw.

In GOTG. In Reality. pic.twitter.com/vH06ByzqYe

— Michael Bogbo (@mikesensational) August 22, 2026

I have all the contents of my purse thanks everyone for the concern https://t.co/0zmYr9b8U3 pic.twitter.com/OybcZjHs6h

— emma rodriguez ♡ (@emmaxxrodriguez) August 22, 2026

my sister facetimed me four times in a row and when I finally picked up I said “somebody better have died” and she just stared at me like this https://t.co/QHZj8m7F25 pic.twitter.com/9fwpl7jGBc

— frankie steins gay uncle (@ewkewpid) August 25, 2026

Why can't Christians just explain science by saying god invented it I feel like that's a pretty good workaround https://t.co/H26AjjCRvf

— mrsbeastbatwoman4 (@mrbeastbatman4) August 24, 2026

Extremely hard choice here pic.twitter.com/SMNu39eERO

— sewer (@TheSewerWater) August 22, 2026

My experience at the dentist yesterday pic.twitter.com/by1b5th4cF

— ribeiro 👽 comms open (@CAFFSTRINK) August 22, 2026

no one saw this as cringe back then, this was basically mainstream style https://t.co/er9R9KpTlk

— mama(to-be) strawberry 🍼🍓 (@honeybunwife) August 24, 2026

"Meow Fuji" by Lim Heng Swee pic.twitter.com/dcBtAzSlly

— Anna (@Elipho2022) August 23, 2026

🚨 Roberto de Zerbi: “I knew after Hoffenheim game. I said we are NOT in the right point”.

“We are late for the start of the Premier League”. pic.twitter.com/8A6w3626uD

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 23, 2026

🚨⚠️ Hansi Flick: “I spoke with Alejandro Balde today and said to him that I think you're not here 109%, so it's best that you stay at home and clear your mind”.

“We will talk again tomorrow”. pic.twitter.com/zS4UmswWNW

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 23, 2026

Top cosplay we have seen at the mahjong table this year #animenyc pic.twitter.com/U0D7OTjcjU

— Riichi Nomi NYC @ AnimeNYC (@nycriichinomi) August 23, 2026

First time making a comic kinda nervous,,#deltarune pic.twitter.com/yRSWgas9Hp

— Madd_zmb (@MaddMortis) August 22, 2026

Getting full off of BBQ is the worst type of fullness a person can experience. https://t.co/fkSlyyoLkz

— Montyrico Fellini 😈 (@FishingnWeed) August 21, 2026

He’s just here to get his little claws trimmed, but they dressed him like Hannibal Lecter 🐱😂 pic.twitter.com/l8YVoAQK81

— No Cats No Life (@NoCatsNoLife_m) August 23, 2026

Why do we have such conversations about women's bodies but never about men's body
I also want to make random men insecure for having a natural body https://t.co/RPNoWimPd8

— Vishakha Supremacy (tunak tunak era) (@Fukitaur) August 25, 2026

an idiot in motion will go further than a genius at rest

— tree (@treeonchain) August 19, 2026

Japanese grandfather goes viral after his cat photoshoot ends in chaos pic.twitter.com/7VoGNo90tf

— We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 (@WeAssessCats) August 23, 2026

200 times wearing this shirt. Always special 🩵 pic.twitter.com/w505dF36W0

— Erling Haaland (@Erling) August 23, 2026

Probably because of this https://t.co/ewaJhUBLIt pic.twitter.com/DK6r2tNUI8

— Josh Rainer (@JoshRainerGold) August 22, 2026

I love when kids cartoons have a food thats obviously implied to be alcohol because they cant show straight up alcohol

— tyler🧼 (@nukedryl) August 21, 2026

Guys. The Chinese art tutorials https://t.co/ZhW3IQSESK

— wynn 🍉 witchpilled (@nq_wynnn) August 19, 2026

Last Day on #Sesamestreet (1/8) pic.twitter.com/VgPbtghGjb

— 새튀 (@saeu000003) August 21, 2026

i'm the API between claude and my manager

— Bhoomika (@bhoomikacodes) August 21, 2026

The longer I work in healthcare, the more I realize who you marry is way more important than when you marry

— Dr Scarface📍🩺 (@king_pearxe) August 21, 2026

This was Fantastic 4 (2015) Emblem btw https://t.co/9sL1g5NHJ2 pic.twitter.com/qoaEIkHvi7

— Doctor Doom (@DoctorDoomKOL) August 23, 2026

when you practice something over and over and you actually get better at it pic.twitter.com/jTNArEc3kS

— ່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ (@oorangeugladd) August 20, 2026

SOMEONE STOP HIM https://t.co/GAgVyHKXab

— timberdoodlelover (@labradortwister) August 22, 2026

jude shocked just like the rest of us 😭 https://t.co/cpbPH2iTqc pic.twitter.com/PsuMKloGAu

— zoé (@luvbellinghm) August 23, 2026

look what my cinema gave us 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/foCgnQBPI1

— mery* (@scartom) August 21, 2026

Use a photo of Dave from this year and you’ll question this decision. https://t.co/0Ug6rUIh3w

— Jake Franklin (@jake_theviking) August 20, 2026

Putting them side by side is brutal 😭 https://t.co/9QeNpFURHD

— ⭑ (@jentlelogy) August 23, 2026

nobody asked but this is my roman empire pic.twitter.com/u6zvTdOd7z

— pluto 🕸️ (@hobiesprowler) August 22, 2026

taking it off priv pic.twitter.com/25j0D406Kp

— ren‼️ sam's fav guitar pick (@mewuza) August 20, 2026

cat cafe all finished pic.twitter.com/s0C5iIPskZ

— n (@bittemarks) August 24, 2026

C because i’ll get an empty seat https://t.co/WUKu2D9yR3

— noah⸆⸉ || SEEING CHARLI AND UNDERSCORES 9/14 (@noahsdeadpetz) August 21, 2026

When the Spider Man group chat finally meets face to face. pic.twitter.com/0ldNwLEFsM

— Adabekee✨💕 (@bekeestitches) August 21, 2026

Just found an Instagram account that posts photos people take through windows of frescoes in random Italian apartments. pic.twitter.com/Tzj9gaD3Yi

— Glimpses of Culture 🏛️ (@CharmOfCulture) August 21, 2026

One last goodbye 🍎 (1/2) pic.twitter.com/Ed33p2QJf1

— AlekseySFW (@AlekseySfw) August 25, 2026

When it was opened, it was assembled pic.twitter.com/vqMxn2c04Q

— BloomingMoments (@its_hanadey) August 22, 2026

need everyone to know ken jennings is getting a little nonbinary with it on instagram pic.twitter.com/la4w9T1TYd

— unconfident gay male (@wikipetanfan) August 22, 2026

Thanos almost recreated this in Endgame 💀 pic.twitter.com/DOerft9mrw

— Maxi (@MaxiChronicles) August 25, 2026

chair broke https://t.co/hP48JhWAkJ pic.twitter.com/m2oobMEkqG

— ☆ minx (@minxlila) August 24, 2026

Fell asleep on facetime… Bro how pic.twitter.com/5BWUS0zvw6

— nik ⚧︎ (^_^) (@kurom3owz) August 23, 2026

“Fuck have I just joined” #AVFC pic.twitter.com/JjSoQB7U9r

— Keslerszn (@KeslerSZN) August 23, 2026